I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
