sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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