That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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