She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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