Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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