ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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