Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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