rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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