people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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