two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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