I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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