I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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