He is an equal opportunity slut.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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