And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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