ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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