If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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