Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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