We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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