1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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