just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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