I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
That's intense
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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