Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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