Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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