I'm going to jail i love you
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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