Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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