I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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