I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I can't turn off my feet"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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