Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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