I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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