i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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