either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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