were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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