yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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