ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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