I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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