I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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