Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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