Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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