Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
