been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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