I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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