is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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