Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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