Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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