is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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