is your mom at the bar?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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