I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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