They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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