this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Bring me that man meat
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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