Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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