what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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