Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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