i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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